sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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