I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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