I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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