I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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