just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i may or may not be watching the land before time
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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