Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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