Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
someone threw a dead crab at me
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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