You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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