awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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