omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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