..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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