I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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