it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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