Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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