Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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