Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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