What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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