how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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