I wish I could teleport
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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