let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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