never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I will be naked everywhere
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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