their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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