is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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