question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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