we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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