At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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