i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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