I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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