i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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