on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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