Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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