bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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