I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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