Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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