I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis