I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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