he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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