To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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