I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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