he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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