look no pants
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
