i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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