my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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