Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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