I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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