So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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