what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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