I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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