u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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