i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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