Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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