Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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