Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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