covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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